Wednesday, 23 January 2008

January Is Pants - My Very First (proper) Gig (of the year) - piney gir

Well it is. There are about 2 hours of sunlight per day and it is the 2 hours when you are probably definitely at work. where's the point in that?

*in between these 2 stars was about 10 million paragraphs of moaning but i have deleted it cos it was boring. bye bye moaning*

I went to my first gig where I wasn't working on the door (club 8/Would-Be-Goods/School rainbow shower of xylophones and kitten's drawings of flowers) or playing guitar (with The Nuns at the Macbeth for the rather smashing and indeed sartorially pleasing Heidi Heelz) or playing guitar (again for the Nuns at the Bull & Gate with a baby grunge band and a posh rapper).
And thus...




We enter the Battersea Arts Centre and a rather bizzarro posh gent lets us in. i think he is an Actor! Either that or an alien who has been watching The Good Life and based it's role-play on Margo poshbird. We are at some sort of themed party thingy to do with the Masque Of The Red Death. how lovely! But rather than people with plague like rashes or mangled limbs or doomly creeping lergies or whatever the red death is there are bunch of masked nutters in ballgowns and tailcoats. um! if only i had known i could have out-top-hatted them all. After a jazzy swing band finished their set of 1920s charleston tunes and (rather unfortunately) Sting covers ms Piney gir takes to the stage.

The audience sway back on their drunken heels to Que Sera Sera swayed out by big-voxed lilting toned piney and her Age Of Reason chappies - before she lurches them into some darker electro-rocking verses of her own. poor little audience don't know what to think. but they think they like it. they roll on their french heels and swish their petticoats as an oddly countrified pop on electrics set unfolds before their very shell-likes.

Thursday, 17 January 2008

a work of genius lost forever.

i think. something to do with having a button pressed that meant whatever i wrote could be read in Hindi. but maybe not in English. No fears though - from what I remember it was an extended rant about snot and cat-hair and the unfortunate collision between the two.
Maybe at some point soon i will stop coughing like i'm going to puke bogies and will go to a gig without doing mini-dying at every tube-stop.

Saturday, 12 January 2008

माय फर्स्ट गिग (ऑफ़ थे एअर)

ओवर थे होलिदय्स - इ हवे - हुर्रे! बीन इल (बू?!)। नॉट रेअल्ली इल -= जुस्त बोरिंग इल विथ सौर ऎंड आचे थिस ऎंड ठाट ऎंड लोटस ऑफ़ कोउघिंग ऎंड फ्लुइड्स लाकिंग फ्रॉम वरिऔस् ओरिफिसस (इ'म तल्ग घनोइय नस...
अच्तुअल्ली - माय नोसे

हस बीन सो सौर फ्रॉम ब्लोविंग आईटी ठाट इ'वे बीन गोनिग तो बेद विथ वसेलिने ओं आईटी। व्हिच मांस व्हें माय काट मग्गिए कोमेस तो विसित इन थे डार्क गी वी म्ल्फ्य ताचे ओंनोनिस। न। तनु एब्ल्लाद फिर्स्त्वान-=ओत आय फीस!माय फल-ओ दिजिन्फकोत। फॉर एस.तय्ल्कुई रना - कुए एथेरेस वर्ष प्स्व्स व्हो क्नोव्स हाउ मन्य्हीं अ फेव गिग्स
मिद्दले ओं इस्र्व्प्रेपोस अ टी एस तेंते र्त्रोव्हित्व.सोरिहुर्र!
ठुन्द्कोह बन्जोअय्रेइएप्ल्नौर्रि.रिप डी!!
थिस ब्लोग थिन्ग्य इस पंट्स! एवेर्य्थिंग इ टाइप कोमेस उप अस कुएस्शन मार्क्स! अर्घ!
इ विल काम ऎंड सोर्ट आईटी आउट लेटर..xeli