a review of xmas and the new year

London is all hazy. After new year there's a thick fireworky smog hanging over the city battling it out with the damp of the inevitable celebratory rainy stuff. Global fucking warming sod my pooey carbon footprint massive there was fireworks innit? fair enough making everyone sit in the dark every third sunday to save lightbulbs and scrape the yoghurt off every lid to send to compost heaps in dunklesdirk but we're not doing without smelly old banger fireworks are we? and how else would we make all the poor little critters get their yearly heart attacks? Jump foxy jump! Cring kitty cringe!.
I didn't go anywhere noisy (yah boo to pop). I watched 100 most irritating people programme. The most annoying were the people presenting it who thought they were good. Nothing worse than a knob who thinks they're good. Usual tiresome parade of Pete docherty and Wotsit Geldorfs and Beckhams and Women Who've Had Their Breasts Enlarged. plus some rather odd choices including Stephen Hawking who seemed to be deemed irritating cos he's in a wheelchair and is clever. This seems to be not allowed. Hmmm....Arse to that i say. Deemed most irritating was Amy Winehouse cos she could be good if she'd stop fanny-arsing around. But as Brighton Bard Danny Belton say - that is the way of genius - fucked up goes with it on the whole. wwhoopee doo i will stay a simpleton.
Xmas = food. Lots and lots and lots and going round different peoples houses 'no we haven't eaten yet!' and stuff stuff stuff til going home involves taking it in turn to push each other up and down hills. I got a drum kit (ooh!!!) it is red and glittery and goes bosh. I got a bay city rollers outfit which is fantastic but i am waiting for my post-xmas tummy to quell a bit before i can jam my fat arse into it. My dad gave me shoes with cats faces on. My mum gave me a red velvet cloak so i can play medieval ladies better. I think they both think i am 5 years old but i guess maybe i should acting like it then Grow Up young lady! etc.
i think will stay down here til i die. oh well!
jolly everything for ever to you all especially if you got this far.
ps last year at new year i watched momento mori which is v. complicated about japanese schoolgirls being cursed and stuff with flashbacks and ghotsst and visions and fuck knows wot going on eh? swizz!!!